Two brain-meltingly epic songs, one being the only song written for Sticklips by the late, great Jonathan Nocera. Don’t you worry, a whole album is gettin’ nice and crispy for ya in the oven… these things take time.
These are the most beautiful songs ever, they make me cry even though I’m basically dead inside.
My dad rocking black socks and little shorts.
I discovered this great post-holiday cleanse where you do something really crazy to your jaw on new year’s eve so that for however many days (I’m still in the thick of it) you can’t eat solid food without experiencing a lot of pain. Just soup, juice and booze for you! You’ll feel a little light headed, but don’t worry, that’s just the toxins leaving your body. You may also feel a little like crying all the time but that’s just the toxins orbiting your body in a kind of cloud, like the rings of Saturn. By the end (will it ever end?) you will have lost pounds, but how many I can’t tell you because I don’t own a scale, I’m not that kind of girl.
Tony Soprano and Scout Niblett
“What is so painful about that time is that nothing was disastrous. It was all wrong, ugly, unhappy and colored with cynicism, but nothing was tragic, there were no moments that could change anything or anybody. From time to time the emotional lightning flashed and showed a landscape of private misery and then - we went on dancing.” - Doris Lessing, The Golden Notebook
- Don’t install a chalkboard wall because you saw it on Apartment Therapy if you’re just gonna end up doing that with it.
- This girl is wearing slacks. Slacks!
- This palette, ubiquitous in the late 90s, is my least favorite of all: washed out teal, pewter and black, hazy browns.
- I’d imagine that a hospital in winter smells better than a hospital in summer.
- That guy dated Mary Louise Parker how did that happen.
- Have we since disabused ourselves of the notion that black overcoats = deep feelings?
- “All a lot of oysters but no pearl” is the grossest, GROSSEST possible way of describing meaningless sex.
- That hat. That hat.
- Nothing as sadly romantic as this song suggests has ever happened to anyone wearing that much Ann Taylor.
- I just don’t get using New York colors in a video that’s ostensibly about Los Angeles in the winter. Tavi gets it, whoever directed this doesn’t.
- This video is so bad and everyone in it looks so old.
- I don’t believe that you really believe that this year will be better than the last.
- Or I didn’t, until you pointed at the floor like that.
- That’s an ugly snow globe.
PONPONPON DE FLOOR.
can’t stop won’t apologize no one’s home but me anyways.
You go away for a while, you go get old somewhere else, and then when you come back everything is pretty much the same except the bathroom fixtures feel a little smaller and a little lower to the ground, some babies have been born, what was once Video Hut is now a scary “organic food” place with giant posters of Kristie Alley in the window and nothing vaguely organic-looking about it, you’re the same age as everyone else eating brunch on the sidewalk and you really, really like everything they play on KCRW.
When your twelve year-old cousin says “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur,” he’s just quoting Step-Brothers, not asking your opinion, and shouting “triceratops!” will make you look like kind of an idiot.
This little horse thinks he’s a wise man.
I met a cow today.
the cosmically relevant cont.
I got you a present. It’s the future.
oh you do do you.
I know it’s not funny but it’s kinda funny.
