January 2011
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If Peanuts characters were on the internet
Linus - He has a charming Tumblr where he writes contemplative posts about books, music, and life in Portland. He also posts too many iPhone pictures of his cat, Simon.
Charlie Brown - Tweets moderately funny jokes about his bad OkCupid encounters. He has his own sports blog and would really like to write for Deadspin one day.
Sally - Teen fashion blogger, of course! She posts a lot of...
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I love Anna Karenina as much as the next everyone
But that opening line? Bullshit. Not true at all.
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A few of the insomnia cures I have tried in my...
Lullabies. The imaginary protective net my parents would pretend to put over my bed every night. Their exhausted pleas to just “think happy thoughts.” One more story. One more glass of water. An Enya tape given to me by a babysitter, who told me it helped her sleep. Countless mugs of warm milk. Reciting Catholic prayers. Imagining God as a smiling mountain. Reading Box Car Children...
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Broadcast - Goodbye Girls
You know how there was...
"LOL I can't tell them apart either...most people...
You’re probably not spending enough time hanging around the teenage lesbian corner of the tumblersphere. It is RIFE WITH GEMS.
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Insomnia Log: 1/3/11
1:00 am - Time for bed! I am going to get so much sleep and I’ll be so well-rested and bright-eyed tomorrow.
1:30 am - Still awake.
1:33 am - Still awake. I’m not really tired yet. Maybe an episode of “Friends” will calm me down.
1:55 am - Man, season six is the best. It’s like every episode is a winner. One more and then I’ll go to bed.
2:16 am - Plays...
Things Louis C.K. and I have in common
I don’t want to make this post because it would probably make us all uncomfortable.
Things Louis C.K. and I do not have in common
- he is a man
- he is 20 years older than me
- he is a successful comedian
- he has kids