I discovered this great post-holiday cleanse where you do something really crazy to your jaw on new year’s eve so that for however many days (I’m still in the thick of it) you can’t eat solid food without experiencing a lot of pain. Just soup, juice and booze for you! You’ll feel a little light headed, but don’t worry, that’s just the toxins leaving your body. You may also feel a little like crying all the time but that’s just the toxins orbiting your body in a kind of cloud, like the rings of Saturn. By the end (will it ever end?) you will have lost pounds, but how many I can’t tell you because I don’t own a scale, I’m not that kind of girl.
